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Rob Baptiste
This Team is BAA-D (Pre-Season Auction A)
Posted by Rob Baptiste on Wednesday, Mar. 7th, 2018 at 10:00 PM

as the following jokes:

 Q: What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? A: A candy baa

 Q: What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow? A: An animal that's in a baaaaaaaad moooooood.

 Q: What do you call a sheep with a machine gun? A: A baa-aa-aa-d situation.

 Q: How do sheep greet each other at Christmas? A: Merry Christmas to Ewe!

 Q: How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? A: "Fleece Navidad!"

 Q: How many sheep does it take to knit a sweater? A: Don't be silly - sheep can't knit!

 Q: What animal sounds like a sheep but isn't? A: A baaaa-boon!

 Q: What do you call a dancing sheep? A: A baa-lerina!

 Q: What do you call a sheep that is always quiet? A: A shhhheep!

 Q: What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud. 

 Q: Where did the sheep get a haircut? A: The baa-baa shop! 

 Q: What do you get if you cross a sheep with a porcupine? A: An animal that knits its own sweaters

 Q: Where do sheeps take a bath? A: In a baaaa-th tub!

 Q: Why was the sheep arrested on the freeway? A: Because she did a ewe-turn! 

 Q: Why are sheep baaaaaad drivers? A: They always make illegal ewe turns.

 Q: Where do sheep go on vacation? A: To the baaaaaahamas.

 Q: What did the sheep want to do? A: To wool the world.

 Q: What do you call a religious sheep? A: a baaaa=ptist.  

 Q: What football club do sheep's like? A: Baaaaaaaaa-rcelona.

 Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a sheep? A: A woolly good jumper.

 Q: What do you call sheep taking over France? A: Baaaa-stile Day.

 Q: What kind of car does a sheep like to drive? A: A Lamborghini

 Q: Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket? A: He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.

 Q: what is a sheep's favourite food? A: chocolate baar. What stroke do sheep enjoy doing? The baaaackstroke! A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff. What sound do they make? Baaa-Dum-Tssss! 

Please tell me my team mascot is actually a sheep.

Readers Comments

Ummm... a longhorn sheep?  Argh... it's a ram.  Whatever.

Rob Baptiste on Wednesday, Mar. 7th, 2018 at 10:01 PM

I have just wakened up from a Baaaaaaad dream :-)

David Blair on Thursday, Mar. 8th, 2018 at 8:25 AM

All those jokes you tried to RAM down our throats...

Rob Peterson on Saturday, Mar. 10th, 2018 at 5:32 PM

What are EWE BLEATING about? Rob? 😂😂

David Blair on Saturday, Mar. 10th, 2018 at 7:09 PM
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