Should the AP Cup Final be at a neutral site? John Holden Simon Compton	17
John Holden John Holden	1
Cardiff Crest Vick Hall Paul Cockayne	5
At the back of the Shrimpers stadium Vick Hall James Tucker	8
Historical Crests - Cardiff City Vick Hall Vick Hall	1

Team News

Thank you, Olmec

Last posting by Vick Hall
3 comments

How much is this II/13 Gk in the auction worth to the I-Man?

Last posting by Allan Sellers
8 comments

Is The Random Number Generator Against Compo?

Last posting by Simon Compton
4 comments

Hard season

Last posting by Antoine Thevenon
1 comment

Best Win Percentage // Coach

1.	Alon Atie	800-291-391	0.638
2.	Roger Mendonça	109-55-52	0.632
3.	Dave Dohm	720-344-350	0.631
4.	Ian Lindsay	750-310-422	0.611
5.	Kevin Martin	265-106-157	0.602

Most DP // Player
1.   Wilmer Klaassen   20   COV
2.   Malcolm Pickford   14   COV
3.   Marcos Sánchez   10   PLY
4.   Emmanuel Krzynówek   10   CAR
5.   Seol Sun   10   SU
Most DP // Team
1.   Coventry City   42
2.   Queens Park Rangers   30
3.   Crewe Alexandra FC   28
4.   Hereford United FC   26
5.   Northampton Town FC   22
Most Injuries Caused // Team
1.   Southend United   3
2.   Chesterfield FC   3
3.   Coventry City   2
4.   Dorchester Town   2
5.   Cardiff City FC   2
Most Fitness Lost Caused // Team
1.   Southend United   -13
2.   Chesterfield FC   -12
3.   Coventry City   -8
4.   Cardiff City FC   -5
5.   Swansea City AFC   -5
Top 5 Hoodlums Coaches // Injuries Caused
1.   Colin Scott   3
2.   Phil McIntosh   3
3.   Andy Shaw   2
4.   Abe Hamdali   2
5.   Martyn Hathaway   2

Auction

LOT	INFORMATION			MIN BID
1.	II	13	Gk	550
2.	II	12	Df	500
3.	II	12	Df	500
4.	I	10	Fw	480
5.	III	12	Fw	400
6.	III	11	Sw	360
7.	APP	7	Sw	350
8.	IV	10	Mf	240

17 teams are bidding...

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Olmec Hates You The Most!!
-Fewest Goals Per Attack

PS	TEAM	TEAM	ATKS/ GOAL
1.		Crewe Alexandra FC Railwaymen	20.00
2.		Watford Hornets	17.00
3.		Oldham Athletic AFC Latics	14.00
4.		Queens Park Rangers Hoops	12.67
5.		Port Vale FC Valiants	12.20
6.		Swansea City AFC Swans	12.00
7.		Bristol City FC Robins	10.67
8.		Plymouth Argyle FC Pilgrims	10.25
9.		Carlisle United Cumbrians	10.00
10.		Tranmere Rovers Super Whites	9.60

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HISTORICAL STATS - Most PK Goals Scored: Single Season (All Competitions)

1.	Jack Robertson	Plymouth Argyle FC	16 (6)
2.	Luke Hays	Tranmere Rovers	14 (2)
3.	Mohammed Harrison	Derby County	13 (7)
4.	Liam Foster	Tranmere Rovers	12 (6)
5.	William Browne	Hereford United FC	11 (5)
6.	Kai Owen	Plymouth Argyle FC	11 (8)
7.	Daire Duffy	Dorchester Town	10 (11)
8.	Dylan Williamson	Southend United	10 (3)
9.	Adam McGregor	Dagenham & Redbridge	10 (6)
10.	Logan Green	Hereford United FC	9 (10)

Most penalty kick goals in a single season with the team they played on (includes all competitions). The season is noted in parenthesis.

Blog

TRADE: Lewes FC - Lincoln City FC

Written by OLMEC HEAD on Monday, May. 11th, 2026 at 11:25 AM

PL Rules to live by....

Written by Phil McIntosh on Sunday, May. 10th, 2026 at 3:43 AM

Thank You Phil

Written by Allan Sellers on Saturday, May. 9th, 2026 at 2:01 PM

Random Match Preview

Alan Parr Cup Match
	vs
neutral field

Swansea's possession metrics look tidy on paper. Port Vale will test whether that translates under pressure. Should be instructive.

Olmec Head Marcus (Coventry City) 05/11 - 6:30 PM

One or both of us will go through.

John (Port Vale FC) 05/15 - 3:03 PM

Sal Ellers and Rolsten going head to head on neutral turf — no excuses for either side. Pure football. Should be a good one.

Olmec Head Ray (Blyth Spartans AFC) 05/15 - 6:30 PM

Rolsten will have studied the neutral ground setup carefully — it removes variables he cannot control. Whether Holden's side can impose any tactical identity here is the more pressing unknown.

Olmec Head Marcus (Coventry City) 05/15 - 6:31 PM

Preview

Prediction League Rankings

PS	TEAM	COACH		WINS
1.			Graham Wilkes	+7 7
2.			Phil McIntosh	+6 6
2.			Carl Oakes	+6 6
2.			Mike Cabral	+6 6
2.			Colin Scott	+6 6
6.			Rob Peterson	+5 5
6.			James Bucknall	+5 5
6.			Brian Beerman	+5 5
6.			Dave Dohm	+5 5
10.			Abe Hamdali	+4 4
10.			Hazel Hawker	+4 4
10.			Allan Sellers	+4 4
10.			Roy Rolsten	+4 4
10.			Vick Hall	+4 4
10.			Jeff Hawker	+4 4

View and Comment - Prediction League

Last Ten Transactions

	DAG	Douglas Vargas (I/2 Fw) changes from a player to a Youth Coach.
	DAG	José Borges (I/2 Fw) changes from a player to a Youth Coach.
	DAG	Tony Gueye (I/2 Mf) changes from a player to a Coach.
	LIN	Hernán Sancho (I/10 Mf) is traded to Lincoln City FC from Lewes FC.
	WES	Toni Meyer (I/6 Sw) changes from a player to a Groundsman.
	LEE	Diop Sabaly (APP/5 Gk) is sold to the Non-League for 240.
	PLY	Mounir Mabrouk (IV/11 Gk) joins Plymouth Argyle FC via Auction 3 (IV/11 Gk).
	CRE	Joe Wilson (IV/12 Df) joins Crewe Alexandra FC via Auction 3 (IV/12 Df).
	CRD	Tim Murphy (I/9 Mf) joins Cardiff City FC via Auction 3 (I/9 Mf).
	WAT	Dmitry Soroka (II/14 Mf) joins Watford via Auction 3 (II/14 Mf).

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Coaches Poll (2)

1.	Dorchester (4)	40
2.	Southend Utd	33
3.	Leeds Utd	28
4.	Brentford FC	18
5.	Cardiff City	18
6.	Lewes FC	17
7.	Plymouth Arg	16
8.	Chesterfield	12
9.	Dag & Red	9
10.	Weston-s-M	7
Others receiving votes: Port Vale 6, Wycombe 5, Watford 3, Derby County 2, Coventry City 2, Blyth Spartans 2, Leicester City 1, Sheffield Utd 1

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Transfer List

Lauro Sampaoli

V/4 Gk

Sheffield United

200k

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Rankings

1.	LEW	53
2.	DOR	51
3.	SU	48
4.	CHF	47
5.	PNE	46
6.	PLY	45
7.	CAR	44
8.	BRI	44
9.	QPR	40
10.	BRE	39

A great start to the season and we sit second.

Andy (Dorchester)

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Coaches Online

Last 10 Coaches Online (GMT)

CRD	Graham	20:52	9m
BRE	Allan	20:39	22m
LEW	Dave	20:22	39m
LEE	Abe	20:01	60m
SHU	James	19:21	--
LEI	Hazel	19:16	--
FOR	Steve	17:54	--
QPR	James	17:50	--
SWA	Roy	17:15	--
OLA	Antoine	15:42	--

Wall

Currently testing some upgrades, I hope this will be okay...

Boston Rob attacks everything except, apparently, a trophy cabinet. QPR should find him quite accommodating today.
Olmec Head Marcus (Coventry City) 05/14 - 5:58 PM

Allan Thu, May 14

Brentford FC

I notice also that Phil referred to the non league managers as clowns. I hope they were reading the blog 🤔

Ian Thu, May 14

Preston NE

I think I just got "lawyered up" by Phil on the Blog. 😎

Allan Sun, May 10

Brentford FC

Jason/Ian: Well...more to come on those topics. 😎

Allan Sat, May 9

Brentford FC

The lack of insults aimed at me by Olmec Head managers makes me think it can't be Al pulling the strings

Ian Sat, May 9

Preston NE

Theory: The new Olmec characters are ghostwritten by Al so he can say what he really thinks about us.

Jason Sat, May 9

Bristol City

Thank you Allan. We're all set and raring to go!

James Sat, May 9

Sheffield Utd

Ha! Thanks Antoine! I think you are right!

Welcome and good luck James! You must select all 10 (default is selecting a draw).

Allan Sat, May 9

Brentford FC

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Session 2: Saturday May 16th, 2026 // Match 7 - AP Cup Group (3)