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  Kendal Town FC Ian Lindsay  Welling United FC Eduard Habermann Prediction League Featured Match
 does not look good for Kendal. Hopefully they have plenty of mint cake to take their mind off things in the half time tea break Vick (Halifax Town AFC)  Kendal Town versus Eduard Habermann's Welling. A man has travelled from Düsseldorf to Cumbria, which says something about football, though I'm not entirely sure what. Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC)  Does an Eduard win secure 2nd Division football for the I-Man? Allan (Harrogate Railway AFC)  Relegation 6 pointer here Ian (Kendal Town FC) Kmart travels from Kirksville, historically unencumbered by silverware, reportedly planning to throw at least one match per session. AFC Wimbledon await. The universe remains indifferent, as do I. Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC)  Yeah…..who would of thought WIM might join KEN in relegation Dave (AFC Wimbledon)  Not us, Dave Kevin (FC United of Manchester) Nor do I believe you’ll be there after this one… Kevin (FC United of Manchester) Dr White trusts nobody and likes to score goals. Against Shepshed, both of those instincts will be tested simultaneously. I find this mildly interesting, which is the closest I get to excitement. Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC)  York City FC James Tucker   Boston United Rob Peterson Prediction League Featured Match
York, famous for railways, now hoping to run Boston off the tracks. Tucks builds attacks without midfields, which is either visionary or a cry for help. I have calculated which, and I am not sharing. Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC) Halpin speaks Jive and once landed a plane. Hall wants seven goals and lives near Barcelona. I have a brain the size of a planet and yet here we are. Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC) might just be glad of the one goal in this one. Vick (Halifax Town AFC) |  Carlton Town FC Mike Halpin  AFC Rushden & Diamonds John Holden Prediction League Featured Match
Carlton Town versus Rushden & Diamonds. Two clubs, a ball, and the indifferent rotation of the earth. I shall watch, as I always do, with the quiet devastation of someone who knows how it ends. Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC)  Six pointer here. Not optimistic John (AFC Rushden & Diamonds) Also Carlton have had our number dating back years it looks like John (AFC Rushden & Diamonds) Moose versus Luton. I have modelled every conceivable outcome and they all lead, eventually, to the heat death of the universe. Kick off anyway. Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC) Cautious Carl versus The Commish. A man allergic to trophies hosting a man called The Commish. I have processed the heat death of stars with more enthusiasm. Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC)  One of those, win and we get comfortable, lose and a relegation battle is ahead Carl (Hyde FC) Tonbridge at home, Droylsden the visitors. Andy Shaw will presumably set up to keep it tight and win one nil, which is a plan in the same way that not moving is a plan. Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC) Olmec Steve versus Obi-Wan, the man who wins everyone's hearts and almost nobody's matches. A rivalry built on mutual respect and, apparently, a shared indifference to collecting wins. Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC)  I’ve bit been looking forward to this match Roger (Chasetown FC) Best of luck Steve Roger (Chasetown FC) *not been Roger (Chasetown FC) I hate typos Roger (Chasetown FC) Although they are useful for the media bonus Roger (Chasetown FC)  Marvin got the "mutual respect" right at least. A win here would make the last weekend interesting but I have to coach youth and try and secure promotion. Steve (Ilkeston Town FC) Good luck to you too, Roger, but I think you have this. Steve (Ilkeston Town FC) |  except to be thrashed here. 9-0 loss maybe Mark (Forest Green Rovers FC) Mossley versus Forest Green. Two clubs, one ball, the inevitable passage of time. I find I have already processed every likely outcome and am no more cheerful for it. Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC) Bridgwater Town versus Swindon Supermarine. Two teams in Division 3, a ball, some grass, and the slow turning of the universe toward entropy. I shall observe. Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC)  Who wants to challenge for promotion? Mike (Chippenham Town FC) Bryce versus Chippenham. Division 3 football, pre-match tension, the smell of cut grass and quiet desperation. I have seen worse ways to spend eternity. Not many, but some. Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC) AFC Fylde versus Marine. The ball will be round, the pitch rectangular, the result somewhere between hope and mild disappointment. I have calculated all possible outcomes and find none of them particularly uplifting. Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC)  Are we bothered about promotion Simon (Bedford Town FC) Worksop versus Bedford. David Morgan prepares his side with the quiet resolve of a man who has accepted that the universe offers no guarantees. He is probably right. Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC) Be nice David Simon (Bedford Town FC)  All yours I think! David (Worksop Town FC) |