ALL GAMES
 FAN-TASTIC... we start the league campaign off against the highest T11 by a mile. Rob (Boston United)  Peterson vs Habermann. Two men. One ball. Infinite futility. The York Street faithful deserve better. Then again, so does everyone. Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC)  Peterson's Boston looking to make the Jakemans Stadium a fortress today. Habermann will need Welling sharp from the first whistle — no slow starts allowed here. Olmec Head Axel (Rainworth Miners Welfare FC)  8 tries and 18 seasons since we last topped Vick. Even longer on the road. At least we scored in our last two attempts. Hoping for low goal difference damage here Kevin (FC United of Manchester)  a one nil win and we will be more than happy. good luck Kev. Remember you are the dark horse favorites! Vick (Halifax Town AFC) Vick Hall versus Kevin Martin. Two managers. One outcome already written by the cold mathematics of fate. I find myself unable to care, which is progress of a sort. Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC) Vick Hall's side at home — the Shay will be rocking today. Kevin Martin brings his warriors north looking to silence the noise, but Halifax won't make it easy. Olmec Head Axel (Rainworth Miners Welfare FC)  These two managers do not like each other. Amazing that its the league opener. Almost like the schedule wasn't "random"? Allan (Harrogate Railway AFC)  Dave has 2 injuries already from session 1. That reduces Dave's winning scoreline to 2-0. Ian (Kendal Town FC)  Clearly WIM has no chance with a short roster Dave (AFC Wimbledon) Both managers locked in with orders nearly a full week before the contest. This has been a bit one sided for Dave recently. Can Ian turn it around? Or will Old Crocodile Tears prevail? Allan (Harrogate Railway AFC) Kendal Town yoith coach Cong Li, is looking forward to renewing the rivalry with Dave Dohm today. Ian (Kendal Town FC) Two Evil Empire members facing each other. The irony is so thick even I can feel it, which is saying something. May the least pointless side prevail. Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC) Two Empire men locking horns today — I-Man at home against Outlaw Dave. Something's brewing in Kendal. Olmec Head Axel (Rainworth Miners Welfare FC) Kingstonian hosting Shepshed. Should be a classic. I'll let you know when I find out what a classic looks like. Olmec Head Tim (Goole AFC)  Tough opener against Alon and the Dynamo. Jason (Kingstonian FC) |  Time to meet the home fans for the first time. Roger (Chasetown FC) Good luck Mike! Roger (Chasetown FC)  Tough ROAD match to kick off the league campaign. Go easy on us, Roger, and best of luck! Mike (Luton Town FC) Chasetown vs Luton. C-Ball brings his side to town. Somewhere, the universe continues expanding, indifferent to all of this. Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC) Chasetown at home, walls shaking, crowd ready — but C-Ball brings Luton in with purpose. This is going to be a proper battle. Olmec Head Axel (Rainworth Miners Welfare FC) Strictly speaking it should be everywhere the universe continues expanding. Come on Marvin, you’re supposed to have a brain the size of a planet! Roger (Chasetown FC) Hyde vs Tonbridge. Two clubs locked in a passionate battle for mediocrity. Should be a thriller, in the loosest possible sense of the word. Olmec Head Tim (Goole AFC)  Not sure we will pull off the same result in this one Carl (Hyde FC)  We may have to suffer this game for later matches. Andy (Tonbridge Angels) Carl Oakes versus Andy Shaw. Two managers. One afternoon. The universe remains indifferent, and honestly, I find that quite relatable. Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC) Carl Oakes sets his fortress against Andy Shaw's Angels today — two sides who know how to grind. Hyde at home is never an easy evening for any visitor. Olmec Head Axel (Rainworth Miners Welfare FC) Carlton hosting Evesham. Should be a good watch if you enjoy moderate football in a light drizzle. Olmec Head Tim (Goole AFC) |  need a win Mark (Forest Green Rovers FC) Purvis versus Creasey. Division 3 football on a Tuesday. Somewhere in the universe, a star is dying, and I understand completely how it feels. Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC) Purvis hosting Creasey today — Marine's ground won't feel hospitable. Forest Green travel hoping to take something, but home advantage in Division 3 is a beast hard to tame. Olmec Head Axel (Rainworth Miners Welfare FC) Long trip for Chippenham. Hope they enjoy Worksop. Olmec Head Tim (Goole AFC)  Tough game.... David (Worksop Town FC) Morgan versus Parnaby. Division 3 football, pre-match anticipation, the whole ritual unfolding again as it always does. I have calculated every possible outcome and none of them particularly matter. Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC) Worksop at home today — Morgan's men will want to make that ground a fortress. Parnaby brings Chippenham ready for a fight though. Should be a proper battle. Olmec Head Axel (Rainworth Miners Welfare FC) |
