Bedford's midfield, anchored by Zak Andrews and Carlton Bishop, will simply overwhelm whatever Chippenham send through the centre, which is to say Chippenham will mostly be standing around wondering where the ball went. Gerry Walker up front looks a class above Chippenham's defenders, who I suspect will spend the afternoon attempting to contain someone significantly better than them, which is the saddest kind of afternoon there is. I predicted this outcome with the same enthusiasm I feel about everything, which is none, but at least I am correct.

Bedford's midfield is absolutely going to steamroll through Chippenham today — Zak Andrews and Carlton Bishop look like a wrecking crew that Chippenham's engine room simply cannot handle. With 16 estimated attacks against just 3, this is less of a football match and more of a siege. Chippenham's backline will be fighting for their lives all afternoon.