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FC United of Manchester
Kevin Martin

Kendal Town FC
Ian Lindsay
FA Cup Round 1
S T A R T I N G L I N E U P S
FC UNITED OF MANCHESTER KENDAL TOWN FC
Ps Player Name SL FIT LVL Ps Player Name SL FIT LVL
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Gk Denis Martin 10 0 10 Gk Jermaine Anderson 12 0 12
Df Finlay Butcher 13 0 13 Sw Robin Spoor 9 0 9
Df Steven Williams 10 0 10 Df Harley Heskey 10 0 10
Df Jannis Schmid 2 2 4 Df Frank Vandermark 8 0 8
Mf Kian Sansom 13 0 13 Df Bryan Martin 5 2 7
Mf Cristobal Benitez 16 0 16 Df Peter Chaffersey 2 2 4
Mf Alexander Long 5 2 7 Mf Algernon Harvey 10 0 10
Mf Alex Turner 5 2 7 Mf Albert Wise 8 0 8
Fw Harley Dowson 13 0 13 Mf Francisco Reyes 5 2 7
Fw Ben Byrne 9 0 9 Fw André Ribeiro 5 2 7
Fw Ze'ev Bar 5 2 7 Fw Sean Ward 2 2 4
Gk Sw Df Mf Fw A R E A T O T A L S Gk Sw Df Mf Fw
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10 0 27 43 29 ROSTER TOTALS 12 9 29 25 11
0 0 0 0 0 HARDNESS 0 1 0 0 0
0 0 0 2 7 HOME ADVANTAGE 0 0 0 0 0
0 0 0 0 0 GREAT PERFORMANCE POINTS 0 0 0 0 0
0 0 0 0 0 PLAY FOR DRAW 0 2 5 0 0
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10 0 27 45 36 T O T A L S 12 12 34 25 11
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B O O K I N G S
Each player is next given a chance for a yellow/red card. The first
number listed is the chance for the player to get the yellow/red
card while the second number shows the random number drawn. If the
random number is less than or equal to the player's yellow/red card
chance then the player is sent off. Note that the chances are as follows:
- Booking: 1.5 x (3 + (1.5 x Team_Hardness))
- Red Card: 0.25 x (3 + (1.5 x Team_Hardness)))
If a player is booked we immediately draw a second number to check
for a 'second yellow' (red card chance) resulting in a sending off.
If a player is not booked we draw a red card chance to see if the player
was given a straight red card. Note that the aforementioned formula
differs for a Gk where the formula uses the hardness points added to
your Gk area and NOT the team hardness points.
******* FC UNITED OF MANCHESTER YELLOW/RED CARD CHANCES *******
- Team Hardness = 0
- Gk Hardness = 0
Gk Denis Martin: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 59.75 (no booking)
Chance of straight red card = 0.75% | Random number = 27.75 (no red card)
Df Finlay Butcher: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 92.25 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 8.98 (no red card)
Df Steven Williams: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 55.67 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 60.45 (no red card)
Df Jannis Schmid: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 47.57 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 12.43 (no red card)
Mf Kian Sansom: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 11.88 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 65.1 (no red card)
Mf Cristobal Benitez: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 86.5 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 79.85 (no red card)
Mf Alexander Long: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 77.81 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 31.66 (no red card)
Mf Alex Turner: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 30.57 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 64.24 (no red card)
Fw Harley Dowson: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 39.93 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 84.12 (no red card)
Fw Ben Byrne: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 9.33 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 87.92 (no red card)
Fw Ze'ev Bar: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 74.07 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 91.33 (no red card)
******* KENDAL TOWN FC YELLOW/RED CARD CHANCES *******
- Team Hardness = 1
- Gk Hardness = 0
Gk Jermaine Anderson: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 23.14 (no booking)
Chance of straight red card = 0.75% | Random number = 69.69 (no red card)
Sw Robin Spoor: Chance of booking = 6.0% | Random number = 13.11 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 1.0% | Random number = 72.35 (no red card)
Df Harley Heskey: Chance of booking = 6.0% | Random number = 38.14 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 1.0% | Random number = 10.5 (no red card)
Df Frank Vandermark: Chance of booking = 6.0% | Random number = 27.67 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 1.0% | Random number = 90.07 (no red card)
Df Bryan Martin: Chance of booking = 6.0% | Random number = 86.69 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 1.0% | Random number = 46.06 (no red card)
Df Peter Chaffersey: Chance of booking = 6.0% | Random number = 32.83 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 1.0% | Random number = 75.2 (no red card)
Mf Algernon Harvey: Chance of booking = 6.0% | Random number = 26.35 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 1.0% | Random number = 66.13 (no red card)
Mf Albert Wise: Chance of booking = 6.0% | Random number = 71.48 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 1.0% | Random number = 37.02 (no red card)
Mf Francisco Reyes: Chance of booking = 6.0% | Random number = 76.09 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 1.0% | Random number = 99.7 (no red card)
Fw André Ribeiro: Chance of booking = 6.0% | Random number = 41.28 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 1.0% | Random number = 74.32 (no red card)
Fw Sean Ward: Chance of booking = 6.0% | Random number = 79.87 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 1.0% | Random number = 84.78 (no red card)
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I N J U R I E S
A major consequence of hardness is that your opponents get injured.
For each player the chance of injury is:
((your team’s hardness * .25) + (opponent’s hardness * .75) + 2.5)%.
For example if your team has a hardness of 8 and the opposition has a hardness of 4,
the chance of injury for each player would be: 2 + 3 + 2.5 or 7.5%.
The chance is halved for the opposition Gk. A player plays at half
his normal level (skill plus fitness) in the match in which he is injured.
Injured players lose fitness as a result, the amount of fitness lost being
shown on the game report in brackets. There is a 30% chance of no fitness loss,
15% chance of 1 level fitness lost, 15% of 2 levels, and a 10% chance
of each of 3,4,5, or 6 fitness levels being lost.
This fitness loss (if any) takes place at the end of the session, for
reasons of simplicity. Should a player be injured twice or
more in a session, only the most severe injury will apply.
******* FC UNITED OF MANCHESTER CHANCES FOR INJURY *******
- FC United of Manchester Team Hardness = 0
- Kendal Town FC Team Hardness = 1
- All (except Gk) chance of injury = 3.25%
- Gk chance of injury = 1.62%
Gk Denis Martin: Chance of injury = 1.62% | Random number = 37.42 (no injury)
Df Finlay Butcher: Chance of injury = 3.25% | Random number = 45.45 (no injury)
Df Steven Williams: Chance of injury = 3.25% | Random number = 74.32 (no injury)
Df Jannis Schmid: Chance of injury = 3.25% | Random number = 87.21 (no injury)
Mf Kian Sansom: Chance of injury = 3.25% | Random number = 60.67 (no injury)
Mf Cristobal Benitez: Chance of injury = 3.25% | Random number = 9.49 (no injury)
Mf Alexander Long: Chance of injury = 3.25% | Random number = 17.24 (no injury)
Mf Alex Turner: Chance of injury = 3.25% | Random number = 5.84 (no injury)
Fw Harley Dowson: Chance of injury = 3.25% | Random number = 91.37 (no injury)
Fw Ben Byrne: Chance of injury = 3.25% | Random number = 6.04 (no injury)
Fw Ze'ev Bar: Chance of injury = 3.25% | Random number = 17.9 (no injury)
******* KENDAL TOWN FC CHANCES FOR INJURY *******
- Kendal Town FC Team Hardness = 1
- FC United of Manchester Team Hardness = 0
- All (except Gk) chance of injury = 2.75%
- Gk chance of injury = 1.37%
Gk Jermaine Anderson: Chance of injury = 1.37% | Random number = 0.12 (INJURED!)
Targeted fitness lost = 0
Jermaine Anderson is being assisted by the Physio and appears to be just fine.
Sw Robin Spoor: Chance of injury = 2.75% | Random number = 89.13 (no injury)
Df Harley Heskey: Chance of injury = 2.75% | Random number = 65.13 (no injury)
Df Frank Vandermark: Chance of injury = 2.75% | Random number = 27.46 (no injury)
Df Bryan Martin: Chance of injury = 2.75% | Random number = 3.65 (no injury)
Df Peter Chaffersey: Chance of injury = 2.75% | Random number = 57.33 (no injury)
Mf Algernon Harvey: Chance of injury = 2.75% | Random number = 81.09 (no injury)
Mf Albert Wise: Chance of injury = 2.75% | Random number = 91.78 (no injury)
Mf Francisco Reyes: Chance of injury = 2.75% | Random number = 46.13 (no injury)
Fw André Ribeiro: Chance of injury = 2.75% | Random number = 94.48 (no injury)
Fw Sean Ward: Chance of injury = 2.75% | Random number = 29.64 (no injury)
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P E N A L T Y K I C K S
There is a 10% chance of conceding a penalty for every hardness point used.
Each 10% chance is separate, so a team could concede as many penalties as it plays
hardness points. If no hardness is used, there is still a 5% penalty chance.
The chance of a penalty being scored is:
50 + (4 x penalty takers skill) - (2 x Gk skill) % (to a maximum 95%)
******* KENDAL TOWN FC CHANCES OF ALLOWING PENALTY KICKS *******
- Team Hardness: 1; (1 10% chance of yielding a PK)
- PK Taker: Cristobal Benitez SL 16
- Defending Gk: Jermaine Anderson SL 12
1: Chance of PK occurring = 10% | Random number = 25 (no penalty kick)
******* FC UNITED OF MANCHESTER CHANCES OF ALLOWING PENALTY KICKS *******
- Team Hardness: 0; (1 5% chance of yielding a PK)
- PK Taker: Harley Heskey SL 10
- Defending Gk: Denis Martin SL 10
intRndPk = 57
1: Chance of PK occurring = 5% | Random number = 57 (no penalty kick)
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A T T A C K I N G C H A N C E S & S H O T S
(i) If team A's Fw area total is greater than team B's Df area total,
then A earns a number of attacks equal to the difference.
Note: A Sw does NOT add his levels to the Df in this league!
(ii) The team with the highest Mf area total gets attacks equal to half
the difference.
(iii) If team A's Df area total is greater than team B's Fw total, then
team A earns a number of attacks equal to one fifth of the difference.
If team A is playing a sweeper behind the defence, this rises to one
third of the difference. All fractions of attacks are rounded up,
and then each of the attacks is treated as follows to see how many
produce shots, then goals:
(iv) Attacks have first to beat the Sw (if playing!). For each attack,
there is a percentage chance of it being stopped equal to:
30 + (Sw level x 2) %
(eg a level 10 Sw stops 30+10x2=50% of attacks.) Attacks passing the
Sw become shots.
(v) Each shot has a 35% chance of being off-target. If a side has scored
2 goals this rises to 40%, then by a further 5% after each goal scored,
to a maximum of 75%. This is to curb ridiculous scorelines (with luck!)
(vi) Finally, on-target shots come up against the Gk. This is similar to
the Sw test, but the percentage is:
40 + (Gk level x 2.25) %
Notes: If the defense is playing offside trap then the offensive team has
their Fw attacks cut in half and theor Mf attacks doubled.
A team choosing to PFD has 7 extra levels to split between Sw,
Df and Mf areas, but their attacks for each area will be halved
(round up fractions).
******* FC UNITED OF MANCHESTER ATTACKING CHANCES AND SHOTS *******
AREA TOTALS GK Sw Df Mf Fw
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FC United of Manchester 10 0 27 45 36
Kendal Town FC 12 12 34 25 11
FC United of Manchester Fw Attacks = 2 (36 - 34); result rounded up
FC United of Manchester Mf Attacks = 10 ((45 - 25) / 2) ; result rounded up
FC United of Manchester Df Attacks = 4 ((27 - 11) / 5); result rounded up
FC United of Manchester Total Attacks = 16
1: Attack for Df Steven Williams
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 21 (Sw stopped attack)
2: Attack for Df Finlay Butcher
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 58 (Sw did not stop attack!!)
Chance of Shot Off Target = 35% | Random number = 53 (Shot On Target)
Chance of Gk Save = 67.0% | Random number = 36.46 (Shot Saved by Gk)
3: Attack for Df Finlay Butcher
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 77 (Sw did not stop attack!!)
Chance of Shot Off Target = 35% | Random number = 4 (Shot Off Target)
4: Attack for Df Finlay Butcher
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 32 (Sw stopped attack)
5: Attack for Mf Kian Sansom
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 4 (Sw stopped attack)
6: Attack for Mf Kian Sansom
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 71 (Sw did not stop attack!!)
Chance of Shot Off Target = 35% | Random number = 77 (Shot On Target)
Chance of Gk Save = 67.0% | Random number = 23.27 (Shot Saved by Gk)
7: Attack for Mf Cristobal Benitez
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 16 (Sw stopped attack)
8: Attack for Mf Kian Sansom
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 59 (Sw did not stop attack!!)
Chance of Shot Off Target = 35% | Random number = 92 (Shot On Target)
Chance of Gk Save = 67.0% | Random number = 42.46 (Shot Saved by Gk)
9: Attack for Mf Cristobal Benitez
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 13 (Sw stopped attack)
10: Attack for Mf Alexander Long
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 88 (Sw did not stop attack!!)
Chance of Shot Off Target = 35% | Random number = 60 (Shot On Target)
Chance of Gk Save = 67.0% | Random number = 96.6 (GOOOOOAAAAALLLLL!!!!!)
11: Attack for Mf Cristobal Benitez
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 66 (Sw did not stop attack!!)
Chance of Shot Off Target = 35% | Random number = 52 (Shot On Target)
Chance of Gk Save = 67.0% | Random number = 32.45 (Shot Saved by Gk)
12: Attack for Mf Alex Turner
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 24 (Sw stopped attack)
13: Attack for Mf Cristobal Benitez
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 86 (Sw did not stop attack!!)
Chance of Shot Off Target = 35% | Random number = 80 (Shot On Target)
Chance of Gk Save = 67.0% | Random number = 88.31 (GOOOOOAAAAALLLLL!!!!!)
14: Attack for Mf Cristobal Benitez
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 35 (Sw stopped attack)
15: Attack for Fw Harley Dowson
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 89 (Sw did not stop attack!!)
Chance of Shot Off Target = 40% | Random number = 83 (Shot On Target)
Chance of Gk Save = 67.0% | Random number = 88.31 (GOOOOOAAAAALLLLL!!!!!)
16: Attack for Fw Ben Byrne
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 3 (Sw stopped attack)
******* KENDAL TOWN FC ATTACKING CHANCES AND SHOTS *******
AREA TOTALS GK Sw Df Mf Fw
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Kendal Town FC 12 12 34 25 11
FC United of Manchester 10 0 27 45 36
FC United of Manchester is using Offside Trap!
Kendal Town FC is Playing For A Draw!
Kendal Town FC Fw Attacks = 0 (11 - 27)
Kendal Town FC Mf Attacks = 0 ((25 - 45) / 2; rounded up)
Kendal Town FC Df Attacks = 0 ((34 - 36) / 3; rounded up)
Kendal Town FC Total Attacks = 0
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F I N A L S C O R E
FC UNITED OF MANCHESTER 3 - KENDAL TOWN FC 0
Match Notes
Interesting matchup
Dave (AFC Wimbledon) 05/02 - 3:46 PM
Never know if Ian is going to try to win or draw the opener
Kevin (FC United of Manchester) 05/08 - 2:21 PM
We expect Kevin to concentrate his resources on his game against Phil. And then defeat us 3-0 anyway.
Ian (Kendal Town FC) 05/09 - 6:59 PM

3-0 as predicted...
Ian (Kendal Town FC) 05/09 - 7:06 PM
Embarrassing performance from Kendall Town
Dave (AFC Wimbledon) 05/09 - 8:17 PM
As a Nick Cage impersonator would say..."That's high praise" for the I-Man...
Allan (Harrogate Railway AFC) 05/09 - 11:11 PM
We appreciate the Kendal Town youth team’s appearance!
Kevin (FC United of Manchester) 05/11 - 2:13 PM
We’ll take the pity CP from Ian… and promptly lose in round 2 now
Kevin (FC United of Manchester) 05/11 - 2:13 PM