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FC United of Manchester
Kevin Martin

Mossley AFC
Mike Jaffe
FA Cup Round 1
S T A R T I N G L I N E U P S
FC UNITED OF MANCHESTER MOSSLEY AFC
Ps Player Name SL FIT LVL Ps Player Name SL FIT LVL
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Gk Mohamed El Fassi 11 0 11 Gk Benjamin Lewis 6 0 6
Df Finlay Butcher 10 0 10 Sw Gordon Gregory 2 2 4
Df Corey Mills 10 0 10 Df Erik Meyer 11 0 11
Df Steven Williams 5 2 7 Df Louie Bentinck 7 0 7
Mf Jonathan Håkansson 11 0 11 Df Sying Yáng 6 0 6
Mf Kian Sansom 10 0 10 Mf Thomas Constant 12 0 12
Mf Finn McMillan 6 2 8 Mf George Thomas 9 0 9
Mf Alex Turner 2 2 4 Mf Giorgio Testa 3 2 5
Fw Ben Byrne 13 0 13 Fw Luca Bell 13 0 13
Fw Harley Dowson 10 0 10 Fw Eirik Iversen 10 0 10
Fw Luiz Correia 5 2 7 Fw Sam Lewis 5 2 7
Gk Sw Df Mf Fw A R E A T O T A L S Gk Sw Df Mf Fw
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11 0 27 33 30 ROSTER TOTALS 6 4 24 26 30
0 0 0 0 0 HARDNESS 0 0 0 0 0
0 0 5 4 0 HOME ADVANTAGE 0 0 0 0 0
0 0 0 0 0 GREAT PERFORMANCE POINTS 0 0 0 0 0
0 0 0 0 0 PLAY FOR DRAW 0 0 0 0 0
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11 0 32 37 30 T O T A L S 6 4 24 26 30
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B O O K I N G S
Each player is next given a chance for a yellow/red card. The first
number listed is the chance for the player to get the yellow/red
card while the second number shows the random number drawn. If the
random number is less than or equal to the player's yellow/red card
chance then the player is sent off. Note that the chances are as follows:
- Booking: 1.5 x (3 + (1.5 x Team_Hardness))
- Red Card: 0.25 x (3 + (1.5 x Team_Hardness)))
If a player is booked we immediately draw a second number to check
for a 'second yellow' (red card chance) resulting in a sending off.
If a player is not booked we draw a red card chance to see if the player
was given a straight red card. Note that the aforementioned formula
differs for a Gk where the formula uses the hardness points added to
your Gk area and NOT the team hardness points.
******* FC UNITED OF MANCHESTER YELLOW/RED CARD CHANCES *******
- Team Hardness = 0
- Gk Hardness = 0
Gk Mohamed El Fassi: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 35.71 (no booking)
Chance of straight red card = 0.75% | Random number = 29.4 (no red card)
Df Finlay Butcher: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 71.12 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 74.19 (no red card)
Df Corey Mills: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 82.74 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 40.14 (no red card)
Df Steven Williams: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 84.42 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 39.25 (no red card)
Mf Jonathan Håkansson: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 54.87 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 17.04 (no red card)
Mf Kian Sansom: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 91.38 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 7.25 (no red card)
Mf Finn McMillan: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 50.11 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 9.04 (no red card)
Mf Alex Turner: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 71.16 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 2.18 (no red card)
Fw Ben Byrne: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 23.47 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 22.79 (no red card)
Fw Harley Dowson: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 39.9 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 98.59 (no red card)
Fw Luiz Correia: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 49.32 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 11.14 (no red card)
******* MOSSLEY AFC YELLOW/RED CARD CHANCES *******
- Team Hardness = 0
- Gk Hardness = 0
Gk Benjamin Lewis: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 70.07 (no booking)
Chance of straight red card = 0.75% | Random number = 56.64 (no red card)
Sw Gordon Gregory: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 78.87 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 11.12 (no red card)
Df Erik Meyer: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 33.88 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 43.61 (no red card)
Df Louie Bentinck: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 80.81 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 36.06 (no red card)
Df Sying Yáng: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 54.95 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 30.48 (no red card)
Mf Thomas Constant: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 80.89 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 21.74 (no red card)
Mf George Thomas: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 92.2 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 73.77 (no red card)
Mf Giorgio Testa: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 78.86 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 65.59 (no red card)
Fw Luca Bell: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 55.54 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 84.34 (no red card)
Fw Eirik Iversen: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 27.25 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 5.73 (no red card)
Fw Sam Lewis: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 53.7 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 39.25 (no red card)
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I N J U R I E S
A major consequence of hardness is that your opponents get injured.
For each player the chance of injury is:
((your team’s hardness * .25) + (opponent’s hardness * .75) + 2.5)%.
For example if your team has a hardness of 8 and the opposition has a hardness of 4,
the chance of injury for each player would be: 2 + 3 + 2.5 or 7.5%.
The chance is halved for the opposition Gk. A player plays at half
his normal level (skill plus fitness) in the match in which he is injured.
Injured players lose fitness as a result, the amount of fitness lost being
shown on the game report in brackets. There is a 30% chance of no fitness loss,
15% chance of 1 level fitness lost, 15% of 2 levels, and a 10% chance
of each of 3,4,5, or 6 fitness levels being lost.
This fitness loss (if any) takes place at the end of the session, for
reasons of simplicity. Should a player be injured twice or
more in a session, only the most severe injury will apply.
******* FC UNITED OF MANCHESTER CHANCES FOR INJURY *******
- FC United of Manchester Team Hardness = 0
- Mossley AFC Team Hardness = 0
- All (except Gk) chance of injury = 2.5%
- Gk chance of injury = 1.25%
Gk Mohamed El Fassi: Chance of injury = 1.25% | Random number = 8.73 (no injury)
Df Finlay Butcher: Chance of injury = 2.5% | Random number = 94.48 (no injury)
Df Corey Mills: Chance of injury = 2.5% | Random number = 85.18 (no injury)
Df Steven Williams: Chance of injury = 2.5% | Random number = 26.11 (no injury)
Mf Jonathan Håkansson: Chance of injury = 2.5% | Random number = 60.35 (no injury)
Mf Kian Sansom: Chance of injury = 2.5% | Random number = 87.78 (no injury)
Mf Finn McMillan: Chance of injury = 2.5% | Random number = 16.27 (no injury)
Mf Alex Turner: Chance of injury = 2.5% | Random number = 25.08 (no injury)
Fw Ben Byrne: Chance of injury = 2.5% | Random number = 84.08 (no injury)
Fw Harley Dowson: Chance of injury = 2.5% | Random number = 32.04 (no injury)
Fw Luiz Correia: Chance of injury = 2.5% | Random number = 20.45 (no injury)
******* MOSSLEY AFC CHANCES FOR INJURY *******
- Mossley AFC Team Hardness = 0
- FC United of Manchester Team Hardness = 0
- All (except Gk) chance of injury = 2.5%
- Gk chance of injury = 1.25%
Gk Benjamin Lewis: Chance of injury = 1.25% | Random number = 31.69 (no injury)
Sw Gordon Gregory: Chance of injury = 2.5% | Random number = 92.7 (no injury)
Df Erik Meyer: Chance of injury = 2.5% | Random number = 2.84 (no injury)
Df Louie Bentinck: Chance of injury = 2.5% | Random number = 49.73 (no injury)
Df Sying Yáng: Chance of injury = 2.5% | Random number = 82.72 (no injury)
Mf Thomas Constant: Chance of injury = 2.5% | Random number = 24.54 (no injury)
Mf George Thomas: Chance of injury = 2.5% | Random number = 65.63 (no injury)
Mf Giorgio Testa: Chance of injury = 2.5% | Random number = 38.96 (no injury)
Fw Luca Bell: Chance of injury = 2.5% | Random number = 6.98 (no injury)
Fw Eirik Iversen: Chance of injury = 2.5% | Random number = 67.13 (no injury)
Fw Sam Lewis: Chance of injury = 2.5% | Random number = 96.8 (no injury)
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P E N A L T Y K I C K S
There is a 10% chance of conceding a penalty for every hardness point used.
Each 10% chance is separate, so a team could concede as many penalties as it plays
hardness points. If no hardness is used, there is still a 5% penalty chance.
The chance of a penalty being scored is:
50 + (4 x penalty takers skill) - (2 x Gk skill) % (to a maximum 95%)
******* MOSSLEY AFC CHANCES OF ALLOWING PENALTY KICKS *******
- Team Hardness: 0; (1 5% chance of yielding a PK)
- PK Taker: Ben Byrne SL 13
- Defending Gk: Benjamin Lewis SL 6
intRndPk = 4
1: Chance of PK occurring = 5% | Random number = 4 (PENALTY KICK!)
Chance of scoring = 90% | Random number = 40 (PENALTY KICK GOOOAAALLL!!!)
******* FC UNITED OF MANCHESTER CHANCES OF ALLOWING PENALTY KICKS *******
- Team Hardness: 0; (1 5% chance of yielding a PK)
- PK Taker: Luca Bell SL 13
- Defending Gk: Mohamed El Fassi SL 11
intRndPk = 84
1: Chance of PK occurring = 5% | Random number = 84 (no penalty kick)
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A T T A C K I N G C H A N C E S & S H O T S
(i) If team A's Fw area total is greater than team B's Df area total,
then A earns a number of attacks equal to the difference.
Note: A Sw does NOT add his levels to the Df in this league!
(ii) The team with the highest Mf area total gets attacks equal to half
the difference.
(iii) If team A's Df area total is greater than team B's Fw total, then
team A earns a number of attacks equal to one fifth of the difference.
If team A is playing a sweeper behind the defence, this rises to one
third of the difference. All fractions of attacks are rounded up,
and then each of the attacks is treated as follows to see how many
produce shots, then goals:
(iv) Attacks have first to beat the Sw (if playing!). For each attack,
there is a percentage chance of it being stopped equal to:
30 + (Sw level x 2) %
(eg a level 10 Sw stops 30+10x2=50% of attacks.) Attacks passing the
Sw become shots.
(v) Each shot has a 35% chance of being off-target. If a side has scored
2 goals this rises to 40%, then by a further 5% after each goal scored,
to a maximum of 75%. This is to curb ridiculous scorelines (with luck!)
(vi) Finally, on-target shots come up against the Gk. This is similar to
the Sw test, but the percentage is:
40 + (Gk level x 2.25) %
Notes: If the defense is playing offside trap then the offensive team has
their Fw attacks cut in half and theor Mf attacks doubled.
A team choosing to PFD has 7 extra levels to split between Sw,
Df and Mf areas, but their attacks for each area will be halved
(round up fractions).
******* FC UNITED OF MANCHESTER ATTACKING CHANCES AND SHOTS *******
AREA TOTALS GK Sw Df Mf Fw
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FC United of Manchester 11 0 32 37 30
Mossley AFC 6 4 24 26 30
FC United of Manchester Fw Attacks = 6 (30 - 24); result rounded up
FC United of Manchester Mf Attacks = 6 ((37 - 26) / 2) ; result rounded up
FC United of Manchester Df Attacks = 1 ((32 - 30) / 5); result rounded up
FC United of Manchester Total Attacks = 13
1: Attack for Df Finlay Butcher
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 38% | Random number = 90 (Sw did not stop attack!!)
Chance of Shot Off Target = 35% | Random number = 92 (Shot On Target)
Chance of Gk Save = 53.5% | Random number = 70.44 (GOOOOOAAAAALLLLL!!!!!)
2: Attack for Mf Kian Sansom
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 38% | Random number = 61 (Sw did not stop attack!!)
Chance of Shot Off Target = 40% | Random number = 93 (Shot On Target)
Chance of Gk Save = 53.5% | Random number = 65.33 (GOOOOOAAAAALLLLL!!!!!)
3: Attack for Mf Jonathan Håkansson
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 38% | Random number = 27 (Sw stopped attack)
4: Attack for Mf Kian Sansom
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 38% | Random number = 60 (Sw did not stop attack!!)
Chance of Shot Off Target = 45% | Random number = 11 (Shot Off Target)
5: Attack for Mf Jonathan Håkansson
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 38% | Random number = 52 (Sw did not stop attack!!)
Chance of Shot Off Target = 45% | Random number = 68 (Shot On Target)
Chance of Gk Save = 53.5% | Random number = 47.7 (Shot Saved by Gk)
6: Attack for Mf Kian Sansom
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 38% | Random number = 54 (Sw did not stop attack!!)
Chance of Shot Off Target = 45% | Random number = 25 (Shot Off Target)
7: Attack for Mf Kian Sansom
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 38% | Random number = 38 (Sw stopped attack)
8: Attack for Fw Ben Byrne
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 38% | Random number = 24 (Sw stopped attack)
9: Attack for Fw Ben Byrne
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 38% | Random number = 54 (Sw did not stop attack!!)
Chance of Shot Off Target = 45% | Random number = 48 (Shot On Target)
Chance of Gk Save = 53.5% | Random number = 70.11 (GOOOOOAAAAALLLLL!!!!!)
10: Attack for Fw Harley Dowson
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 38% | Random number = 31 (Sw stopped attack)
11: Attack for Fw Harley Dowson
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 38% | Random number = 96 (Sw did not stop attack!!)
Chance of Shot Off Target = 50% | Random number = 47 (Shot Off Target)
12: Attack for Fw Luiz Correia
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 38% | Random number = 99 (Sw did not stop attack!!)
Chance of Shot Off Target = 50% | Random number = 79 (Shot On Target)
Chance of Gk Save = 53.5% | Random number = 47.17 (Shot Saved by Gk)
13: Attack for Fw Harley Dowson
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 38% | Random number = 73 (Sw did not stop attack!!)
Chance of Shot Off Target = 50% | Random number = 24 (Shot Off Target)
******* MOSSLEY AFC ATTACKING CHANCES AND SHOTS *******
AREA TOTALS GK Sw Df Mf Fw
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Mossley AFC 6 4 24 26 30
FC United of Manchester 11 0 32 37 30
FC United of Manchester is using Offside Trap!
Mossley AFC Fw Attacks = 0 (30 - 32)
Mossley AFC Mf Attacks = 0 ((26 - 37) / 2; rounded up)
Mossley AFC Df Attacks = 0 ((24 - 30) / 3; rounded up)
Mossley AFC Total Attacks = 0
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F I N A L S C O R E
FC UNITED OF MANCHESTER 4 - MOSSLEY AFC 0
Match Notes
Dr. Jaffe and the rebuilding Lilywhites will make for an interesting opening match. Not sure if they’ll be playing all-out or angling for the Shield this season.
Kevin (FC United of Manchester) 12/22 - 7:21 PM

That was certainly not how we saw this one going
Kevin (FC United of Manchester) 01/12 - 12:08 AM
I wasn't ready for this one, clearly
Mike (Mossley AFC) 01/12 - 10:25 PM