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League Round 1
 
 
 
 

S  T  A  R  T  I  N  G      L  I  N  E  U  P  S

KENDAL TOWN FC                             AFC WIMBLEDON

Ps Player Name            SL  FIT  LVL     Ps Player Name            SL  FIT  LVL
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Gk Jermaine Anderson      13    1   14     Gk Guillaume Hebert       14    1   15
Sw Daniel Lorimar         13    2   15     Df Jamie Aikenhead         9    2   11
Df Gonzalo Sanz           16    1   17     Df Ryan Barber            13    1   14
Df Harley Heskey          10    1   11     Df Jed Dury               10    1   11
Mf George Armstrong       14    1   15     Df Oscar Evans            10    1   11
Mf Bailey Graham           8    1    9     Mf Nigel Howells          13    1   14
Fw Marco Beerman          10    1   11     Mf Manuel Iglesias        10    1   11
Fw Oscar Williams         10    0   10     Mf Callum Blake            5    2    7
Fw Algernon James          8    1    9     Fw Carrington Bates       13    1   14
Fw Gregg Smith             6    2    8     Fw Harry Pastor           13    1   14
Fw André Ribeiro           6    2    8     Fw Peter Harding          10    2   12

      Gk Sw Df Mf Fw   A R E A  T O T A L S    Gk Sw Df Mf Fw
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      14 15 28 24 46        ROSTER TOTALS      15  0 47 32 40    
       0  0  0  0  0          HARDNESS          1  0  0  0  0    
       0  0  0  0  9       HOME ADVANTAGE       0  0  0  0  0    
       0  0  0  0  0  GREAT PERFORMANCE POINTS  0  0  0  0  0    
       0  0  0  0  0        PLAY FOR DRAW       0  0  0  0  0    
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      14 15 28 24 55         T O T A L S       16  0 47 32 40    

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B  O  O  K  I  N  G  S

Each player is next given a chance for a yellow/red card.  The first
number listed is the chance for the player to get the yellow/red
card while the second number shows the random number drawn.  If the 
random number is less than or equal to the player's yellow/red card 
chance then the player is sent off.  Note that the chances are as follows:
	- Booking: 1.5 x (3 + (1.5 x Team_Hardness))
	- Red Card: 0.25 x (3 + (1.5 x Team_Hardness)))

If a player is booked we immediately draw a second number to check
for a 'second yellow' (red card chance) resulting in a sending off.
If a player is not booked we draw a red card chance to see if the player
was given a straight red card.  Note that the aforementioned formula
differs for a Gk where the formula uses the hardness points added to
your Gk area and NOT the team hardness points.

*******  KENDAL TOWN FC YELLOW/RED CARD CHANCES *******
   - Team Hardness = 0
   - Gk   Hardness = 0

Gk Jermaine Anderson: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 2.88 (no booking) 
   Chance of straight red card = 0.75% | Random number = 21.2 (no red card)

Sw Daniel Lorimar: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 73.99 (no booking) 
   Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 31.25 (no red card)

Df Gonzalo Sanz: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 69.04 (no booking) 
   Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 30.69 (no red card)

Df Harley Heskey: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 21.42 (no booking) 
   Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 9.89 (no red card)

Mf George Armstrong: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 79.66 (no booking) 
   Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 81.46 (no red card)

Mf Bailey Graham: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 10.18 (no booking) 
   Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 7.8 (no red card)

Fw Marco Beerman: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 73.97 (no booking) 
   Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 89.62 (no red card)

Fw Oscar Williams: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 24.7 (no booking) 
   Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 60.48 (no red card)

Fw Algernon James: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 77.77 (no booking) 
   Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 84.7 (no red card)

Fw Gregg Smith: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 9.57 (no booking) 
   Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 86.72 (no red card)

Fw André Ribeiro: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 75.29 (no booking) 
   Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 22.83 (no red card)

*******  AFC WIMBLEDON YELLOW/RED CARD CHANCES *******
   - Team Hardness = 1
   - Gk   Hardness = 1

Gk Guillaume Hebert: Chance of booking = 6.75% | Random number = 81.77 (no booking) 
   Chance of straight red card = 1.0% | Random number = 31.9 (no red card)

Df Jamie Aikenhead: Chance of booking = 6.0% | Random number = 99.76 (no booking) 
   Chance of second booking = 1.0% | Random number = 60.01 (no red card)

Df Ryan Barber: Chance of booking = 6.0% | Random number = 3.24 (BOOKED!) 
   Chance of second booking = 1.0% | Random number = 89.54 (no second yellow)

Df Jed Dury: Chance of booking = 6.0% | Random number = 6.4 (no booking) 
   Chance of second booking = 1.0% | Random number = 3.35 (no red card)

Df Oscar Evans: Chance of booking = 6.0% | Random number = 96.54 (no booking) 
   Chance of second booking = 1.0% | Random number = 74.66 (no red card)

Mf Nigel Howells: Chance of booking = 6.0% | Random number = 37.71 (no booking) 
   Chance of second booking = 1.0% | Random number = 37.48 (no red card)

Mf Manuel Iglesias: Chance of booking = 6.0% | Random number = 90.35 (no booking) 
   Chance of second booking = 1.0% | Random number = 28.54 (no red card)

Mf Callum Blake: Chance of booking = 6.0% | Random number = 9.11 (no booking) 
   Chance of second booking = 1.0% | Random number = 18.01 (no red card)

Fw Carrington Bates: Chance of booking = 6.0% | Random number = 2.8 (BOOKED!) 
   Chance of second booking = 1.0% | Random number = 88.07 (no second yellow)

Fw Harry Pastor: Chance of booking = 6.0% | Random number = 70.53 (no booking) 
   Chance of second booking = 1.0% | Random number = 43.87 (no red card)

Fw Peter Harding: Chance of booking = 6.0% | Random number = 11.94 (no booking) 
   Chance of second booking = 1.0% | Random number = 20.32 (no red card)
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I  N  J  U  R  I  E  S

A major consequence of hardness is that your opponents get injured. 
For each player the chance of injury is:   
  ((your team’s hardness * .25) + (opponent’s hardness * .75) + 2.5)%.
    For example if your team has a hardness of 8 and the opposition has a hardness of 4,
    the chance of injury for each player would be: 2 + 3 + 2.5 or 7.5%.

The chance is halved for the opposition Gk. A player plays at half 
his normal level (skill plus fitness) in the match in which he is injured.

Injured players lose fitness as a result, the amount of fitness lost being
shown on the game report in brackets. There is a 30% chance of no fitness loss,
15% chance of 1 level fitness lost, 15% of 2 levels, and a 10% chance
of each of 3,4,5, or 6 fitness levels being lost. 
This fitness loss (if any) takes place at the end of the session, for 
reasons of simplicity. Should a player be injured twice or
more in a session, only the most severe injury will apply.


*******  KENDAL TOWN FC CHANCES FOR INJURY *******
   - Kendal Town FC Team Hardness = 0
   - AFC Wimbledon Team Hardness = 1
   - All (except Gk) chance of injury = 3.25%
   - Gk chance of injury = 1.62%
Gk Jermaine Anderson: Chance of injury = 1.62% | Random number = 40.04 (no injury) 
Sw Daniel Lorimar: Chance of injury = 3.25% | Random number = 59.56 (no injury) 
Df Gonzalo Sanz: Chance of injury = 3.25% | Random number = 1.56 (INJURED!) 
      Targeted fitness lost = 2
      Gonzalo Sanz is being assisted by the Physio. He will lose 1 fitness points (deducted at end of session)
      Gonzalo Sanz new match skill level =  8
      Gonzalo Sanz new match total level =  9
Df Harley Heskey: Chance of injury = 3.25% | Random number = 95.91 (no injury) 
Mf George Armstrong: Chance of injury = 3.25% | Random number = 38.05 (no injury) 
Mf Bailey Graham: Chance of injury = 3.25% | Random number = 10.49 (no injury) 
Fw Marco Beerman: Chance of injury = 3.25% | Random number = 61.16 (no injury) 
Fw Oscar Williams: Chance of injury = 3.25% | Random number = 16.77 (no injury) 
Fw Algernon James: Chance of injury = 3.25% | Random number = 41.33 (no injury) 
Fw Gregg Smith: Chance of injury = 3.25% | Random number = 73.11 (no injury) 
Fw André Ribeiro: Chance of injury = 3.25% | Random number = 62.63 (no injury) 

*******  AFC WIMBLEDON CHANCES FOR INJURY *******
   - AFC Wimbledon Team Hardness = 1
   - Kendal Town FC Team Hardness = 0
   - All (except Gk) chance of injury = 2.75%
   - Gk chance of injury = 1.37%
Gk Guillaume Hebert: Chance of injury = 1.37% | Random number = 12.36 (no injury) 
Df Jamie Aikenhead: Chance of injury = 2.75% | Random number = 99.16 (no injury) 
Df Ryan Barber: Chance of injury = 2.75% | Random number = 71.56 (no injury) 
Df Jed Dury: Chance of injury = 2.75% | Random number = 45.14 (no injury) 
Df Oscar Evans: Chance of injury = 2.75% | Random number = 23.06 (no injury) 
Mf Nigel Howells: Chance of injury = 2.75% | Random number = 36.54 (no injury) 
Mf Manuel Iglesias: Chance of injury = 2.75% | Random number = 78.84 (no injury) 
Mf Callum Blake: Chance of injury = 2.75% | Random number = 97.8 (no injury) 
Fw Carrington Bates: Chance of injury = 2.75% | Random number = 35.81 (no injury) 
Fw Harry Pastor: Chance of injury = 2.75% | Random number = 70.17 (no injury) 
Fw Peter Harding: Chance of injury = 2.75% | Random number = 57.12 (no injury) 
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P  E  N  A  L  T  Y     K  I  C  K  S

There is a 10% chance of conceding a penalty for every hardness point used.
Each 10% chance is separate, so a team could concede as many penalties as it plays
hardness points. If no hardness is used, there is still a 5% penalty chance. 
The chance of a penalty being scored is: 
  50 + (4 x penalty takers skill) - (2 x Gk skill)  %    (to a maximum 95%)

*******  AFC WIMBLEDON CHANCES OF ALLOWING PENALTY KICKS *******
   - Team Hardness: 1; (1 10% chance of yielding a PK)
   - PK Taker: George Armstrong SL 14
   - Defending Gk: Guillaume Hebert SL 14

1: Chance of PK occurring = 10% | Random number = 81 (no penalty kick)

*******  KENDAL TOWN FC CHANCES OF ALLOWING PENALTY KICKS *******
   - Team Hardness: 0; (1 5% chance of yielding a PK)
   - PK Taker: Ryan Barber SL 13
   - Defending Gk: Jermaine Anderson SL 13

     intRndPk = 51
1: Chance of PK occurring = 5% | Random number = 51 (no penalty kick)
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A  T  T  A  C  K  I  N  G      C  H  A  N  C  E  S      &      S  H  O  T  S

  (i)   If team A's Fw area total is greater than team B's Df area total, 
        then A earns a number of attacks equal to the difference.
        Note: A Sw  does NOT add his levels to the Df in this league! 

  (ii)  The team with the highest Mf area total gets attacks equal to half
        the difference.

  (iii) If team A's Df area total is greater than team B's Fw total, then  
        team A earns a number of attacks equal to one fifth of the difference.
        If team A is playing a sweeper behind the defence, this rises to one 
        third of the difference.  All fractions of attacks are rounded up, 
        and then each of the attacks is treated as follows to see how many 
        produce shots, then goals: 

  (iv)  Attacks have first to beat the Sw (if playing!).  For each attack,
        there is a percentage chance of it being stopped equal to:
              30 + (Sw level x 2) % 
        (eg a level 10 Sw stops 30+10x2=50% of attacks.) Attacks passing the 
        Sw become shots.

  (v)   Each shot has a 35% chance of being off-target. If a side has scored
        2 goals this rises to 40%, then by a further 5% after each goal scored,
        to a maximum of 75%. This is to curb ridiculous scorelines (with luck!)

  (vi)  Finally, on-target shots come up against the  Gk. This is similar to 
        the Sw test, but the percentage is:
        40 + (Gk level x 2.25) % 

  Notes: If the defense is playing offside trap then the offensive team has
         their Fw attacks cut in half and theor Mf attacks doubled.

         A team choosing to PFD has 7 extra levels to split between Sw, 
         Df and Mf areas, but their attacks for each area will be halved 
         (round up fractions).

*******  KENDAL TOWN FC ATTACKING CHANCES AND SHOTS *******
  AREA TOTALS             GK  Sw  Df  Mf  Fw
  -------------------------------------------
  Kendal Town FC           14  15  20  24  55
  AFC Wimbledon            16   0  47  32  40

AFC Wimbledon is using Offside Trap!
Kendal Town FC Fw Attacks = 4 (55 - 47) * 0.5 (OST Multiplier) ; result rounded up
Kendal Town FC Mf Attacks = 0 ((24 - 32) / 2;  rounded up)
Kendal Town FC Df Attacks = 0 ((20 - 40) / 3;  rounded up)
Kendal Town FC Total Attacks = 4

1: Attack for Fw Oscar Williams
    Chance of Sw stopping attack = 0; no Sw playing for AFC Wimbledon
     Chance of Shot Off Target = 35% | Random number = 39 (Shot On Target) 
      Chance of Gk Save = 76.0% | Random number = 10.46 (Shot Saved by Gk) 
2: Attack for Fw Algernon James
    Chance of Sw stopping attack = 0; no Sw playing for AFC Wimbledon
     Chance of Shot Off Target = 35% | Random number = 96 (Shot On Target) 
      Chance of Gk Save = 76.0% | Random number = 0.06 (Shot Saved by Gk) 
3: Attack for Fw Oscar Williams
    Chance of Sw stopping attack = 0; no Sw playing for AFC Wimbledon
     Chance of Shot Off Target = 35% | Random number = 55 (Shot On Target) 
      Chance of Gk Save = 76.0% | Random number = 39.51 (Shot Saved by Gk) 
4: Attack for Fw Oscar Williams
    Chance of Sw stopping attack = 0; no Sw playing for AFC Wimbledon
     Chance of Shot Off Target = 35% | Random number = 96 (Shot On Target) 
      Chance of Gk Save = 76.0% | Random number = 31.09 (Shot Saved by Gk) 

*******  AFC WIMBLEDON ATTACKING CHANCES AND SHOTS *******
  AREA TOTALS             GK  Sw  Df  Mf  Fw
  -------------------------------------------
  AFC Wimbledon            16   0  47  32  40
  Kendal Town FC           14  15  20  24  55

AFC Wimbledon Fw Attacks = 20 (40 - 20); result rounded up
AFC Wimbledon Mf Attacks = 4 ((32 - 24) / 2) ; result rounded up
AFC Wimbledon Df Attacks = 0 ((47 - 55) / 5;  rounded up)
AFC Wimbledon Total Attacks = 24

1: Attack for Mf Manuel Iglesias
    Chance of Sw stopping attack = 60% | Random number = 11 (Sw stopped attack) 
2: Attack for Mf Manuel Iglesias
    Chance of Sw stopping attack = 60% | Random number = 38 (Sw stopped attack) 
3: Attack for Mf Callum Blake
    Chance of Sw stopping attack = 60% | Random number = 24 (Sw stopped attack) 
4: Attack for Mf Nigel Howells
    Chance of Sw stopping attack = 60% | Random number = 34 (Sw stopped attack) 
5: Attack for Fw Harry Pastor
    Chance of Sw stopping attack = 60% | Random number = 23 (Sw stopped attack) 
6: Attack for Fw Peter Harding
    Chance of Sw stopping attack = 60% | Random number = 20 (Sw stopped attack) 
7: Attack for Fw Harry Pastor
    Chance of Sw stopping attack = 60% | Random number = 71 (Sw did not stop attack!!) 
     Chance of Shot Off Target = 35% | Random number = 86 (Shot On Target) 
      Chance of Gk Save = 71.5% | Random number = 32.18 (Shot Saved by Gk) 
8: Attack for Fw Harry Pastor
    Chance of Sw stopping attack = 60% | Random number = 85 (Sw did not stop attack!!) 
     Chance of Shot Off Target = 35% | Random number = 10 (Shot Off Target) 
9: Attack for Fw Harry Pastor
    Chance of Sw stopping attack = 60% | Random number = 9 (Sw stopped attack) 
10: Attack for Fw Peter Harding
    Chance of Sw stopping attack = 60% | Random number = 76 (Sw did not stop attack!!) 
     Chance of Shot Off Target = 35% | Random number = 51 (Shot On Target) 
      Chance of Gk Save = 71.5% | Random number = 67.32 (Shot Saved by Gk) 
11: Attack for Fw Carrington Bates
    Chance of Sw stopping attack = 60% | Random number = 20 (Sw stopped attack) 
12: Attack for Fw Carrington Bates
    Chance of Sw stopping attack = 60% | Random number = 55 (Sw stopped attack) 
13: Attack for Fw Carrington Bates
    Chance of Sw stopping attack = 60% | Random number = 22 (Sw stopped attack) 
14: Attack for Fw Peter Harding
    Chance of Sw stopping attack = 60% | Random number = 69 (Sw did not stop attack!!) 
     Chance of Shot Off Target = 35% | Random number = 32 (Shot Off Target) 
15: Attack for Fw Carrington Bates
    Chance of Sw stopping attack = 60% | Random number = 15 (Sw stopped attack) 
16: Attack for Fw Harry Pastor
    Chance of Sw stopping attack = 60% | Random number = 14 (Sw stopped attack) 
17: Attack for Fw Harry Pastor
    Chance of Sw stopping attack = 60% | Random number = 52 (Sw stopped attack) 
18: Attack for Fw Harry Pastor
    Chance of Sw stopping attack = 60% | Random number = 96 (Sw did not stop attack!!) 
     Chance of Shot Off Target = 35% | Random number = 16 (Shot Off Target) 
19: Attack for Fw Harry Pastor
    Chance of Sw stopping attack = 60% | Random number = 43 (Sw stopped attack) 
20: Attack for Fw Harry Pastor
    Chance of Sw stopping attack = 60% | Random number = 63 (Sw did not stop attack!!) 
     Chance of Shot Off Target = 35% | Random number = 78 (Shot On Target) 
      Chance of Gk Save = 71.5% | Random number = 68.39 (Shot Saved by Gk) 
21: Attack for Fw Carrington Bates
    Chance of Sw stopping attack = 60% | Random number = 69 (Sw did not stop attack!!) 
     Chance of Shot Off Target = 35% | Random number = 90 (Shot On Target) 
      Chance of Gk Save = 71.5% | Random number = 30.83 (Shot Saved by Gk) 
22: Attack for Fw Harry Pastor
    Chance of Sw stopping attack = 60% | Random number = 24 (Sw stopped attack) 
23: Attack for Fw Harry Pastor
    Chance of Sw stopping attack = 60% | Random number = 90 (Sw did not stop attack!!) 
     Chance of Shot Off Target = 35% | Random number = 4 (Shot Off Target) 
24: Attack for Fw Harry Pastor
    Chance of Sw stopping attack = 60% | Random number = 54 (Sw stopped attack) 
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     F  I  N  A  L         S  C  O  R  E
KENDAL TOWN FC 0  -  AFC WIMBLEDON 0
 
Match Notes
These two managers do not like each other. Amazing that its the league opener. Almost like the schedule wasn't "random"?
Allan (Harrogate Railway AFC) 04/25 - 5:47 PM
Dave has 2 injuries already from session 1. That reduces Dave's winning scoreline to 2-0.
Ian (Kendal Town FC) 05/09 - 8:01 PM
Clearly WIM has no chance with a short roster
Dave (AFC Wimbledon) 05/09 - 8:53 PM
Both managers locked in with orders nearly a full week before the contest. This has been a bit one sided for Dave recently. Can Ian turn it around? Or will Old Crocodile Tears prevail?
Allan (Harrogate Railway AFC) 05/10 - 1:04 AM
Kendal Town yoith coach Cong Li, is looking forward to renewing the rivalry with Dave Dohm today.
Ian (Kendal Town FC) 05/14 - 10:13 PM
Two Evil Empire members facing each other. The irony is so thick even I can feel it, which is saying something. May the least pointless side prevail.
Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC) 05/15 - 1:26 AM
Two Empire men locking horns today — I-Man at home against Outlaw Dave. Something's brewing in Kendal.
Olmec Head Axel (Rainworth Miners Welfare FC) 05/15 - 1:27 AM
Disappointing result against a bottom tier squad
Dave (AFC Wimbledon) 05/16 - 7:33 PM
 
 
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