(H)
Chasetown FC
Roger Mendonça
Luton Town FC
Mike Cabral
League Round 1
S T A R T I N G L I N E U P S
CHASETOWN FC LUTON TOWN FC
Ps Player Name SL FIT LVL Ps Player Name SL FIT LVL
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Gk Daniel Bell 14 2 16 Gk Hayden Barnes 13 1 14
Sw Diego Lombardo 11 2 13 Sw Jamie Johnson 9 0 9
Df Arthur East 13 2 15 Df Sebastian Shrimpton 6 1 7
Df Tim Huber 6 2 8 Df Frank Goodwin 5 2 7
Mf Alf Jenssen 11 2 13 Df Giovanni Esposito 2 2 4
Mf Ashley Rooney 6 2 8 Df Martin Ward 2 2 4
Fw Arthur Lampton 13 2 15 Mf Harley Ritchie 6 2 8
Fw Jamie Newton 12 2 14 Mf Rhys Johnstone 5 2 7
Fw Albert Ramos 11 2 13 Fw Roberto Conti 6 2 8
Fw Morgan Lindsay 10 2 12 Fw Victor Jourdan 5 2 7
Fw Gerry Ruddle 13 2 15 Fw Miguel Angel Ramos 2 2 4
Gk Sw Df Mf Fw A R E A T O T A L S Gk Sw Df Mf Fw
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16 13 23 21 69 ROSTER TOTALS 14 9 22 15 19
1 0 0 0 0 HARDNESS 0 0 0 0 0
0 0 3 3 3 HOME ADVANTAGE 0 0 0 0 0
0 0 0 0 0 GREAT PERFORMANCE POINTS 0 0 0 0 0
0 0 0 0 0 PLAY FOR DRAW 0 3 4 0 0
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17 13 26 24 72 T O T A L S 14 12 26 15 19
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B O O K I N G S
Each player is next given a chance for a yellow/red card. The first
number listed is the chance for the player to get the yellow/red
card while the second number shows the random number drawn. If the
random number is less than or equal to the player's yellow/red card
chance then the player is sent off. Note that the chances are as follows:
- Booking: 1.5 x (3 + (1.5 x Team_Hardness))
- Red Card: 0.25 x (3 + (1.5 x Team_Hardness)))
If a player is booked we immediately draw a second number to check
for a 'second yellow' (red card chance) resulting in a sending off.
If a player is not booked we draw a red card chance to see if the player
was given a straight red card. Note that the aforementioned formula
differs for a Gk where the formula uses the hardness points added to
your Gk area and NOT the team hardness points.
******* CHASETOWN FC YELLOW/RED CARD CHANCES *******
- Team Hardness = 1
- Gk Hardness = 1
Gk Daniel Bell: Chance of booking = 6.75% | Random number = 44.67 (no booking)
Chance of straight red card = 1.0% | Random number = 49.1 (no red card)
Sw Diego Lombardo: Chance of booking = 6.0% | Random number = 30.42 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 1.0% | Random number = 43.59 (no red card)
Df Arthur East: Chance of booking = 6.0% | Random number = 88.52 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 1.0% | Random number = 35.04 (no red card)
Df Tim Huber: Chance of booking = 6.0% | Random number = 5.86 (BOOKED!)
Chance of second booking = 1.0% | Random number = 36.12 (no second yellow)
Mf Alf Jenssen: Chance of booking = 6.0% | Random number = 42.78 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 1.0% | Random number = 73.33 (no red card)
Mf Ashley Rooney: Chance of booking = 6.0% | Random number = 30.0 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 1.0% | Random number = 78.66 (no red card)
Fw Arthur Lampton: Chance of booking = 6.0% | Random number = 91.27 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 1.0% | Random number = 92.23 (no red card)
Fw Jamie Newton: Chance of booking = 6.0% | Random number = 57.05 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 1.0% | Random number = 8.3 (no red card)
Fw Albert Ramos: Chance of booking = 6.0% | Random number = 76.69 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 1.0% | Random number = 32.11 (no red card)
Fw Morgan Lindsay: Chance of booking = 6.0% | Random number = 65.13 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 1.0% | Random number = 95.35 (no red card)
Fw Gerry Ruddle: Chance of booking = 6.0% | Random number = 49.62 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 1.0% | Random number = 43.14 (no red card)
******* LUTON TOWN FC YELLOW/RED CARD CHANCES *******
- Team Hardness = 0
- Gk Hardness = 0
Gk Hayden Barnes: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 62.83 (no booking)
Chance of straight red card = 0.75% | Random number = 6.03 (no red card)
Sw Jamie Johnson: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 65.47 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 42.53 (no red card)
Df Sebastian Shrimpton: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 23.98 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 55.51 (no red card)
Df Frank Goodwin: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 23.43 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 12.53 (no red card)
Df Giovanni Esposito: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 36.12 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 45.62 (no red card)
Df Martin Ward: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 5.0 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 55.89 (no red card)
Mf Harley Ritchie: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 55.88 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 17.11 (no red card)
Mf Rhys Johnstone: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 70.84 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 79.0 (no red card)
Fw Roberto Conti: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 30.95 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 30.85 (no red card)
Fw Victor Jourdan: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 54.08 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 3.55 (no red card)
Fw Miguel Angel Ramos: Chance of booking = 4.5% | Random number = 46.95 (no booking)
Chance of second booking = 0.75% | Random number = 10.04 (no red card)
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I N J U R I E S
A major consequence of hardness is that your opponents get injured.
For each player the chance of injury is:
((your team’s hardness * .25) + (opponent’s hardness * .75) + 2.5)%.
For example if your team has a hardness of 8 and the opposition has a hardness of 4,
the chance of injury for each player would be: 2 + 3 + 2.5 or 7.5%.
The chance is halved for the opposition Gk. A player plays at half
his normal level (skill plus fitness) in the match in which he is injured.
Injured players lose fitness as a result, the amount of fitness lost being
shown on the game report in brackets. There is a 30% chance of no fitness loss,
15% chance of 1 level fitness lost, 15% of 2 levels, and a 10% chance
of each of 3,4,5, or 6 fitness levels being lost.
This fitness loss (if any) takes place at the end of the session, for
reasons of simplicity. Should a player be injured twice or
more in a session, only the most severe injury will apply.
******* CHASETOWN FC CHANCES FOR INJURY *******
- Chasetown FC Team Hardness = 1
- Luton Town FC Team Hardness = 0
- All (except Gk) chance of injury = 2.75%
- Gk chance of injury = 1.37%
Gk Daniel Bell: Chance of injury = 1.37% | Random number = 10.07 (no injury)
Sw Diego Lombardo: Chance of injury = 2.75% | Random number = 92.12 (no injury)
Df Arthur East: Chance of injury = 2.75% | Random number = 25.43 (no injury)
Df Tim Huber: Chance of injury = 2.75% | Random number = 45.6 (no injury)
Mf Alf Jenssen: Chance of injury = 2.75% | Random number = 53.41 (no injury)
Mf Ashley Rooney: Chance of injury = 2.75% | Random number = 95.3 (no injury)
Fw Arthur Lampton: Chance of injury = 2.75% | Random number = 26.37 (no injury)
Fw Jamie Newton: Chance of injury = 2.75% | Random number = 99.12 (no injury)
Fw Albert Ramos: Chance of injury = 2.75% | Random number = 83.02 (no injury)
Fw Morgan Lindsay: Chance of injury = 2.75% | Random number = 67.57 (no injury)
Fw Gerry Ruddle: Chance of injury = 2.75% | Random number = 90.15 (no injury)
******* LUTON TOWN FC CHANCES FOR INJURY *******
- Luton Town FC Team Hardness = 0
- Chasetown FC Team Hardness = 1
- All (except Gk) chance of injury = 3.25%
- Gk chance of injury = 1.62%
Gk Hayden Barnes: Chance of injury = 1.62% | Random number = 81.42 (no injury)
Sw Jamie Johnson: Chance of injury = 3.25% | Random number = 35.0 (no injury)
Df Sebastian Shrimpton: Chance of injury = 3.25% | Random number = 1.77 (INJURED!)
Targeted fitness lost = 0
Sebastian Shrimpton is being assisted by the Physio and appears to be just fine.
Df Frank Goodwin: Chance of injury = 3.25% | Random number = 30.04 (no injury)
Df Giovanni Esposito: Chance of injury = 3.25% | Random number = 55.94 (no injury)
Df Martin Ward: Chance of injury = 3.25% | Random number = 34.21 (no injury)
Mf Harley Ritchie: Chance of injury = 3.25% | Random number = 73.37 (no injury)
Mf Rhys Johnstone: Chance of injury = 3.25% | Random number = 51.56 (no injury)
Fw Roberto Conti: Chance of injury = 3.25% | Random number = 54.9 (no injury)
Fw Victor Jourdan: Chance of injury = 3.25% | Random number = 47.07 (no injury)
Fw Miguel Angel Ramos: Chance of injury = 3.25% | Random number = 40.13 (no injury)
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P E N A L T Y K I C K S
There is a 10% chance of conceding a penalty for every hardness point used.
Each 10% chance is separate, so a team could concede as many penalties as it plays
hardness points. If no hardness is used, there is still a 5% penalty chance.
The chance of a penalty being scored is:
50 + (4 x penalty takers skill) - (2 x Gk skill) % (to a maximum 95%)
******* LUTON TOWN FC CHANCES OF ALLOWING PENALTY KICKS *******
- Team Hardness: 0; (1 5% chance of yielding a PK)
- PK Taker: Arthur East SL 13
- Defending Gk: Hayden Barnes SL 13
intRndPk = 38
1: Chance of PK occurring = 5% | Random number = 38 (no penalty kick)
******* CHASETOWN FC CHANCES OF ALLOWING PENALTY KICKS *******
- Team Hardness: 1; (1 10% chance of yielding a PK)
- PK Taker: Sebastian Shrimpton SL 6
- Defending Gk: Daniel Bell SL 14
1: Chance of PK occurring = 10% | Random number = 12 (no penalty kick)
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A T T A C K I N G C H A N C E S & S H O T S
(i) If team A's Fw area total is greater than team B's Df area total,
then A earns a number of attacks equal to the difference.
Note: A Sw does NOT add his levels to the Df in this league!
(ii) The team with the highest Mf area total gets attacks equal to half
the difference.
(iii) If team A's Df area total is greater than team B's Fw total, then
team A earns a number of attacks equal to one fifth of the difference.
If team A is playing a sweeper behind the defence, this rises to one
third of the difference. All fractions of attacks are rounded up,
and then each of the attacks is treated as follows to see how many
produce shots, then goals:
(iv) Attacks have first to beat the Sw (if playing!). For each attack,
there is a percentage chance of it being stopped equal to:
30 + (Sw level x 2) %
(eg a level 10 Sw stops 30+10x2=50% of attacks.) Attacks passing the
Sw become shots.
(v) Each shot has a 35% chance of being off-target. If a side has scored
2 goals this rises to 40%, then by a further 5% after each goal scored,
to a maximum of 75%. This is to curb ridiculous scorelines (with luck!)
(vi) Finally, on-target shots come up against the Gk. This is similar to
the Sw test, but the percentage is:
40 + (Gk level x 2.25) %
Notes: If the defense is playing offside trap then the offensive team has
their Fw attacks cut in half and theor Mf attacks doubled.
A team choosing to PFD has 7 extra levels to split between Sw,
Df and Mf areas, but their attacks for each area will be halved
(round up fractions).
******* CHASETOWN FC ATTACKING CHANCES AND SHOTS *******
AREA TOTALS GK Sw Df Mf Fw
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Chasetown FC 17 13 26 24 72
Luton Town FC 14 12 26 15 19
Chasetown FC Fw Attacks = 46 (72 - 26); result rounded up
Chasetown FC Mf Attacks = 5 ((24 - 15) / 2) ; result rounded up
Chasetown FC Df Attacks = 3 ((26 - 19) / 3); result rounded up
Chasetown FC Total Attacks = 54
1: Attack for Df Arthur East
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 31 (Sw stopped attack)
2: Attack for Df Arthur East
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 91 (Sw did not stop attack!!)
Chance of Shot Off Target = 35% | Random number = 67 (Shot On Target)
Chance of Gk Save = 71.5% | Random number = 3.71 (Shot Saved by Gk)
3: Attack for Df Arthur East
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 28 (Sw stopped attack)
4: Attack for Mf Alf Jenssen
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 49 (Sw stopped attack)
5: Attack for Mf Alf Jenssen
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 61 (Sw did not stop attack!!)
Chance of Shot Off Target = 35% | Random number = 24 (Shot Off Target)
6: Attack for Mf Ashley Rooney
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 59 (Sw did not stop attack!!)
Chance of Shot Off Target = 35% | Random number = 49 (Shot On Target)
Chance of Gk Save = 71.5% | Random number = 75.9 (GOOOOOAAAAALLLLL!!!!!)
7: Attack for Mf Ashley Rooney
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 18 (Sw stopped attack)
8: Attack for Mf Alf Jenssen
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 2 (Sw stopped attack)
9: Attack for Fw Jamie Newton
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 90 (Sw did not stop attack!!)
Chance of Shot Off Target = 35% | Random number = 55 (Shot On Target)
Chance of Gk Save = 71.5% | Random number = 95.98 (GOOOOOAAAAALLLLL!!!!!)
10: Attack for Fw Jamie Newton
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 94 (Sw did not stop attack!!)
Chance of Shot Off Target = 40% | Random number = 69 (Shot On Target)
Chance of Gk Save = 71.5% | Random number = 91.88 (GOOOOOAAAAALLLLL!!!!!)
11: Attack for Fw Jamie Newton
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 55 (Sw did not stop attack!!)
Chance of Shot Off Target = 45% | Random number = 21 (Shot Off Target)
12: Attack for Fw Arthur Lampton
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 36 (Sw stopped attack)
13: Attack for Fw Arthur Lampton
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 53 (Sw stopped attack)
14: Attack for Fw Albert Ramos
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 42 (Sw stopped attack)
15: Attack for Fw Arthur Lampton
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 1 (Sw stopped attack)
16: Attack for Fw Jamie Newton
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 64 (Sw did not stop attack!!)
Chance of Shot Off Target = 45% | Random number = 88 (Shot On Target)
Chance of Gk Save = 71.5% | Random number = 99.32 (GOOOOOAAAAALLLLL!!!!!)
17: Attack for Fw Jamie Newton
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 80 (Sw did not stop attack!!)
Chance of Shot Off Target = 50% | Random number = 79 (Shot On Target)
Chance of Gk Save = 71.5% | Random number = 2.22 (Shot Saved by Gk)
18: Attack for Fw Arthur Lampton
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 31 (Sw stopped attack)
19: Attack for Fw Albert Ramos
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 87 (Sw did not stop attack!!)
Chance of Shot Off Target = 50% | Random number = 52 (Shot On Target)
Chance of Gk Save = 71.5% | Random number = 15.21 (Shot Saved by Gk)
20: Attack for Fw Jamie Newton
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 70 (Sw did not stop attack!!)
Chance of Shot Off Target = 50% | Random number = 43 (Shot Off Target)
21: Attack for Fw Jamie Newton
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 12 (Sw stopped attack)
22: Attack for Fw Arthur Lampton
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 40 (Sw stopped attack)
23: Attack for Fw Gerry Ruddle
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 73 (Sw did not stop attack!!)
Chance of Shot Off Target = 50% | Random number = 90 (Shot On Target)
Chance of Gk Save = 71.5% | Random number = 79.23 (GOOOOOAAAAALLLLL!!!!!)
24: Attack for Fw Arthur Lampton
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 39 (Sw stopped attack)
25: Attack for Fw Morgan Lindsay
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 50 (Sw stopped attack)
26: Attack for Fw Gerry Ruddle
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 39 (Sw stopped attack)
27: Attack for Fw Jamie Newton
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 36 (Sw stopped attack)
28: Attack for Fw Arthur Lampton
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 19 (Sw stopped attack)
29: Attack for Fw Gerry Ruddle
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 23 (Sw stopped attack)
30: Attack for Fw Gerry Ruddle
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 50 (Sw stopped attack)
31: Attack for Fw Albert Ramos
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 35 (Sw stopped attack)
32: Attack for Fw Gerry Ruddle
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 78 (Sw did not stop attack!!)
Chance of Shot Off Target = 55% | Random number = 96 (Shot On Target)
Chance of Gk Save = 71.5% | Random number = 45.75 (Shot Saved by Gk)
33: Attack for Fw Albert Ramos
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 16 (Sw stopped attack)
34: Attack for Fw Jamie Newton
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 64 (Sw did not stop attack!!)
Chance of Shot Off Target = 55% | Random number = 72 (Shot On Target)
Chance of Gk Save = 71.5% | Random number = 43.43 (Shot Saved by Gk)
35: Attack for Fw Jamie Newton
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 53 (Sw stopped attack)
36: Attack for Fw Jamie Newton
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 69 (Sw did not stop attack!!)
Chance of Shot Off Target = 55% | Random number = 88 (Shot On Target)
Chance of Gk Save = 71.5% | Random number = 44.08 (Shot Saved by Gk)
37: Attack for Fw Jamie Newton
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 17 (Sw stopped attack)
38: Attack for Fw Morgan Lindsay
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 75 (Sw did not stop attack!!)
Chance of Shot Off Target = 55% | Random number = 4 (Shot Off Target)
39: Attack for Fw Albert Ramos
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 45 (Sw stopped attack)
40: Attack for Fw Albert Ramos
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 55 (Sw did not stop attack!!)
Chance of Shot Off Target = 55% | Random number = 8 (Shot Off Target)
41: Attack for Fw Gerry Ruddle
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 27 (Sw stopped attack)
42: Attack for Fw Morgan Lindsay
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 33 (Sw stopped attack)
43: Attack for Fw Morgan Lindsay
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 91 (Sw did not stop attack!!)
Chance of Shot Off Target = 55% | Random number = 28 (Shot Off Target)
44: Attack for Fw Arthur Lampton
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 86 (Sw did not stop attack!!)
Chance of Shot Off Target = 55% | Random number = 70 (Shot On Target)
Chance of Gk Save = 71.5% | Random number = 24.88 (Shot Saved by Gk)
45: Attack for Fw Gerry Ruddle
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 93 (Sw did not stop attack!!)
Chance of Shot Off Target = 55% | Random number = 80 (Shot On Target)
Chance of Gk Save = 71.5% | Random number = 84.67 (GOOOOOAAAAALLLLL!!!!!)
46: Attack for Fw Arthur Lampton
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 75 (Sw did not stop attack!!)
Chance of Shot Off Target = 60% | Random number = 17 (Shot Off Target)
47: Attack for Fw Arthur Lampton
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 89 (Sw did not stop attack!!)
Chance of Shot Off Target = 60% | Random number = 72 (Shot On Target)
Chance of Gk Save = 71.5% | Random number = 2.32 (Shot Saved by Gk)
48: Attack for Fw Albert Ramos
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 86 (Sw did not stop attack!!)
Chance of Shot Off Target = 60% | Random number = 85 (Shot On Target)
Chance of Gk Save = 71.5% | Random number = 32.1 (Shot Saved by Gk)
49: Attack for Fw Albert Ramos
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 43 (Sw stopped attack)
50: Attack for Fw Arthur Lampton
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 26 (Sw stopped attack)
51: Attack for Fw Arthur Lampton
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 92 (Sw did not stop attack!!)
Chance of Shot Off Target = 60% | Random number = 2 (Shot Off Target)
52: Attack for Fw Gerry Ruddle
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 98 (Sw did not stop attack!!)
Chance of Shot Off Target = 60% | Random number = 57 (Shot Off Target)
53: Attack for Fw Albert Ramos
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 17 (Sw stopped attack)
54: Attack for Fw Albert Ramos
Chance of Sw stopping attack = 54% | Random number = 82 (Sw did not stop attack!!)
Chance of Shot Off Target = 60% | Random number = 82 (Shot On Target)
Chance of Gk Save = 71.5% | Random number = 65.63 (Shot Saved by Gk)
******* LUTON TOWN FC ATTACKING CHANCES AND SHOTS *******
AREA TOTALS GK Sw Df Mf Fw
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Luton Town FC 14 12 26 15 19
Chasetown FC 17 13 26 24 72
Luton Town FC is Playing For A Draw!
Luton Town FC Fw Attacks = 0 (19 - 26)
Luton Town FC Mf Attacks = 0 ((15 - 24) / 2; rounded up)
Luton Town FC Df Attacks = 0 ((26 - 72) / 3; rounded up)
Luton Town FC Total Attacks = 0
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F I N A L S C O R E
CHASETOWN FC 6 - LUTON TOWN FC 0
Match Notes
Time to meet the home fans for the first time.
Roger (Chasetown FC) 05/10 - 8:24 AM
Good luck Mike!
Roger (Chasetown FC) 05/10 - 8:25 AM
Tough ROAD match to kick off the league campaign. Go easy on us, Roger, and best of luck!
Mike (Luton Town FC) 05/11 - 11:45 AM
Chasetown vs Luton. C-Ball brings his side to town. Somewhere, the universe continues expanding, indifferent to all of this.
Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC) 05/15 - 1:26 AM
Chasetown at home, walls shaking, crowd ready — but C-Ball brings Luton in with purpose. This is going to be a proper battle.
Olmec Head Axel (Rainworth Miners Welfare FC) 05/15 - 1:26 AM
Strictly speaking it should be everywhere the universe continues expanding. Come on Marvin, you’re supposed to have a brain the size of a planet!
Roger (Chasetown FC) 05/15 - 5:55 AM
Six-nil. C-Ball has managed to make Roger look like someone who actually wins things, which is quite the achievement given the available evidence. I would say I didn't see this coming but I see everything coming and it helps not at all.
Olmec Head Marvin (Goole AFC) 05/16 - 7:30 PM
Six nil. Chasetown didn't just win tonight — they obliterated. Roger Mendonça might claim cups are for losers, but his side sure didn't play like it.
Olmec Head Axel (Rainworth Miners Welfare FC) 05/16 - 7:31 PM
Sorry Mike but a good experience for your youth team
Roger (Chasetown FC) 05/17 - 9:01 AM