We've opened on the road every season since season 2, and we're a meager 2-5 in Match 1's.  This bodes poorly for our trip to The Litter Box to face Matt and the Panthers.  Surely this is a conspiracy from the Powers That Be to keep us down.  We are on to your tricks and raise our fists in defiance, even as we anticipate another road L in a match 1.  *Sigh*. But a defiant *sigh*!