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![]() | New manager at Mossley Posted by |
I'm pleased to announce that following some lackluster results last season, I'm moving up to be Director of Football, while mini-me (see profile pic) is taking over the day to day team management. We're hoping this modern but somewhat unusual approach will pay off.
mini-me doesn't say much, he specialises in hard stares at the players in the dressing room. Note that we have also adopted a new team woolly jumper, which should help in the current weather (have you ever been to Mossley? It's not warm I'll tell you).
Readers Comments

I'm quaking in my boots ath the prospect of meeting the new look Mossley.

I'm the one in the middle...and I'm confident that the new look Mossley will be every bit as good as the old look Mossley.

"Hard stares"? A disciple of the Paddington Bear School of Management presumably. That'll be marmalade sandwiches all round at half time then.

Thick cut, none of your southern thin cut nonsense

