looks like it might even have a bigger stand than AFC Rushden and Diamonds...

Peckham Town*

And now we know the secret to how Sir Roderick Stewart exercises to keep the Rhythm of [his] Heart staying Forever Young.

Some guys have all the luck.

Never will I roam, now I know my place is home, where the football pitch meets the garden, I'll be dribbling.

The exercise is good for This Old Heart of [His].

These quality posts need to be preserved for all time. 

True story, I played roulette with Rod Stewart in Vegas. Fellow next to me was applauding my success, I looked to my left and there he was...