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You brought this on yourself, John. Time to share your favorite Simpsons quotes. I will start us off with a couple:
"What if people want non-alcoholic beer?" - Lisa
"You know, it's never come up." - Apu
"Remember the time he ate my goldfish, and you lied to me and said I never had any goldfish? Then why’d I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl?" - Milhouse
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Bart: Dad, I can’t believe you’re risking my life to save your own.
Homer: Son, you’ll understand one day, when you have kids.
Marge: Homer, that's your solution to everything - to move under the sea. It's not going to happen.
Homer: Not with that attitude!
Considering this is OLMEC:
"Hey, man, don't badmouth the head!"
Lets share the blame.
Banner at Barts parents /teachers evening.
(I repeat it every time Ive gone to one for my own kids)
You broke grandpas teeth now grandpa gets to break your teeth.
Homer to bart when he broke Grandpas false teeth.
"Trying is the first step toward failure. Never try." - Homer
Ummm....I mean its not really a proper Olmec Head, but I guess an effort was made...
"The Merciless Peppers of Quetzalacatenango, grown deep in the jungle primeval by the inmates of a Guatemalan insane asylum." - Chief Wiggum
- Homer: "Come on, honey, you work yourself stupid for this family. If anyone deserves to be wrapped up in seaweed and buried in mud, it's you."
Homer: "We leave you the kids for three hours and the county takes them away?!"
Grandpa: "Oh, bitch, bitch, bitch!"